so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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