I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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