I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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