Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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