ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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