16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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