So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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