there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
