Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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