Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
they need to just BURY HIM!
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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