it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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