do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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