I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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