I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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