She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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