I want to walk on stilts...naked
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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