I just pynch a tree in the face
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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