Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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