were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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