If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
