i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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