I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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