I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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