if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
What a dumb baby whore.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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