sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
