theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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