Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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