In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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