My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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