i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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