Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
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You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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