I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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