i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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