All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
it was like eating out sand paper
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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