I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
