Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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