i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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