I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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