I must be too annoying 4 u.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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