All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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