Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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