Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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