Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
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I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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