"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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