i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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