My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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