If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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