Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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