im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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