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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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