i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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