I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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