he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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