i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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